During a surgery, doctors would either numb you or knock you out. If you ever hear your surgeon say these lines you would wish you were knocked out before the operation:
- Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
- …and could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off
- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
- Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack.
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
Posted on 28 March '15 by admin, under jokes. No Comments.
According to Bloomberg, a privately held financial software, data and media company, 8 out of 10 businessmen who start their own business would fail within the first 18 months. That’s a huge number already.
Meanwhile, the Small Business Administration tells a different story. According to them, more than 60 percent of newly established businesses survive the first 2 years and the rest would fail. When extended to 4 years, the survivors would be decreased further to more than 40 percent. In other words, about 50 – 60 percent of newly established businesses would fail at the first 5 years.
If we ask educators, professors and managers, they claim that more than 90 percent of startups fail in the first five years. That’s an even harsher number! Whoever’s version is right, the fact remains that there are a lot of businesses that end up as failures. A lot of people would lose their jobs. Most of all, a lot of businessman lose their money. It is a sad thing because if a lot of businesses succeed, then our economy would surely improve. If the economy improves, it would help our country and it would help a lot of people. Unfortunately, we cannot change this.
Although we regular people cannot change this fact, I believe there are certain people out there who can help startup businesses survive the crucial years. These certain people are equipped, skilled and knowledgeable when it comes to helping businesses grow, improve and make more money. These people are what you call marketing specialist.
Marketing specialists are adept in almost everything related to marketing businesses. They are even adept when it comes to small business online marketing services, which is the most prominent way to market businesses these days.
I am not exactly sure how a marketing specialist can help businesses. All I know is that they are helpful to businesses. Maybe next time I would do more research and try to explain how helpful they can be.
Posted on 21 March '15 by admin, under Uncategorized. No Comments.
Perhaps, DIY or Do It Yourself moving is the most cost effective way to move from your old home to a new one. And in order to take care of your transportation, you just rent a truck or van and then that’s it. With DIY moving you would be able to keep your expenses manageable. But, for you to be successful in DIY moving, you need to be prepared. DIY moving may be cost effective but it is not easy, especially if you own a lot of things and there are plenty of boxes for you to pack. I know a few friends who did some DIY move before and I saw them look so haggard once they were done with their move.
Now picture this, you decided to move on your own… with no help from friends or relatives. You have a dozen boxes or MORE, a few furniture and appliances. How would you feel once you are done loading them to the truck? Of course, you would be tired right? Now, you have arrived at your new home on the 5th floor of a high rise apartment. You need to unload them one by one and carry them to your new apartment… on the 5th floor! After unloading them, you would have to unpack and arrange them. Once you are done, you won’t just feel tired. You would feel sore all over your body. Your back would be screaming with pain. You would be exhausted. You would be wasted!
I am not trying to dissuade your or anything but I think you should think neither once nor twice but many times when you consider DIY move. Again, it is very tiring. If you are not cut out for a hardcore, muscle and bone breaking task, I suggest you look for moving companies quotes. I am not saying this is better but at least you won’t be haggard when you are done with your move.
Posted on 19 January '15 by admin, under Uncategorized. No Comments.
I know, this is kinda bit late but hey better late than never, right? So Merry Christmas guys! How is your Christmas celebration this year? Did you have plenty of gifts? Sadly, I cannot spend more time on this post so maybe. I have visitors today. Some friends came to party with me… again. Well, I have no problems with it. Since I am quite busy this day, I’d just leave this video full of Christmas greetings – Merry Christmas in 54 ways.
Posted on 27 December '14 by admin, under personal. No Comments.
There are people aIways saying that moving is a stressful experience, but I really don’t think it is true. Yes, I agree that it is difficult but it doesn’t have to be stressful. It will only become stressful if you are not truly prepared to move or you have to move in a hurry, which is why you have no time to prepare for it.
If you have plenty of time to prepare, the difficulty you have to face when you move will be cut drastically. You will be able to call a proper moving companies Denver co. You would have enough time to do research and choose the right moving company. You would have enough time to discuss the details of your move and plan the process of the move with your moving company.
If you have plenty of time to prepare, you would be able to sort out the things you need to take with you as well as the things you have to get rid of. You would have plenty of time to do a garage sale or give away the things you no longer need. You would have plenty of time to throw away unnecessary stuff that you don’t need anymore.
If you have plenty of time to prepare, you would have enough time to properly pack your things. You would have the opportunity to securely pack your items so that the risk of getting damaged during transit would be mitigated. You would be able to create an inventory and mark your boxes to let you know the contents of each box.
Of course, if you plenty of time to prepare, you would be able to prepare your pocket for the move. Moving can be quite costly, especially if you are unprepared. If you have prepared your expenses beforehand, then you wouldn’t need to worry at all.
Posted on 3 November '14 by admin, under Uncategorized. No Comments.
We can’t deny the fact that cars are very important. If we have a car, we can get to our destination quicker as compared to our ancestors did wherein they have to ride on a horse or cart and travel for several hours just to reach the next city. Furthermore, we have no longer need to suffer the inconveniences our ancestors had when they ride on a horse or horse drawn carriage. Cars have comfortable seats and allow us to travel without having to worry about the sun, rain, harsh wind or other things that may cause inconvenience to us.
And since our cars are very important, we need to make sure that our cars are well maintained at all times. Indeed, this may be a difficult task to keep up with but if have a schedule and with a little bit of getting used to, this difficult task will become simple. If you still think it is a difficult thing, then you have to change your way of thinking. Keep in mind that there’s a reason why you have to maintain your car. And that reason is to make sure your car would run at its optimum condition, which will in turn ensure safe driving, lesser fuel and repair expenses and prolonging the life of your car.
Car maintenance is no joke. I mean there are many things that you have to do in order to properly maintain your car. Regular trips to the mechanic or considering motor oil aren’t the only things you have to keep in mind. You have to take care of the engine and check if every moving piece is in good condition. You have to check the brakes, the tire pressure and many other important things that propel your car. And since each car is unique, it would be best to rely on the car’s manual to ensure that you are properly maintaining your car.
Posted on 13 September '14 by admin, under Uncategorized. No Comments.
Last night, my friend’s girlfriend approached me and said, “Hey, stop flirting with my boyfriend and stop approaching what’s mine. You are a dirty and flirty b*tch who should stay away from my man.” I was so surprised with what she said that I didn’t even hear the next lines from her mouth. It was one of the worst things that ever happened to mo. What makes the experience even more horrible was the fact that the confrontation happened in public and there were people looking at me.
Apparently, she got the wrong idea about my relationship with her boyfriend. He and I have been friends for several years already and there has been no inkling sign of budding romance between us. We are just friends and that’s it. If she can’t swallow how close we are, then she should have approached me in private. I don’t deserve being humiliated in public, much more for something I didn’t even do.
Girl, stop with your insane jealousy! You know, you are picking on the wrong person!
Posted on 23 July '14 by admin, under personal. No Comments.
The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write, but he must by no means live and write for the purpose of making money – Karl Marx.
Ok. Seriously, my mind is aching just trying to understand what the great Karl Marx said. However, it seems like I was able to understand it after a cup of coffee. So let us first put it in perspective. Great writers, whether journalists, book authors, magazine writers, bloggers or any other sorts of writer can only make good articles, write-ups and journals if they know a lot of things. They can write almost anything if they have experienced, encountered, heard, seen or read a lot of things. So basically, a person who goes out, meet people, read things, watch films or surf the net can easily write anything he has to write, which in the end would make him earn money as a writer.
On the other hand, he has to have money in order to do those things. For example, you cannot go to the movies if you have no money. You cannot write an article about traveling if you don’t really travel much. You cannot write a book review if you haven’t purchased the book and read it. Basically, you need money to do the things necessary to become a good writer.
I don’t know how others would interpret Karl Marx’s line but for me, that is how I see it.
Posted on 28 June '14 by admin, under personal, quotes. No Comments.
A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says “I’ve got a Rolls Royce — keep it until the loan is paid off — here are the keys.” The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank’s underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000. Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, “Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?” The man answers, “I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?”
Posted on 6 June '14 by admin, under jokes. No Comments.
Just how important it is for a business to have a good reputation?
Well, it is very, very important. After all, you are more likely to purchase from a business that has a good reputation compared to a business whose reputation is down below.
Reputation has always been a critical factor for a business to survive against the competition. Try to think about this. When you look for a particular service or product, you would often dig deep about the company. You would want to know if they are credible, trustworthy and provide good quality service or product. And if you hear a lot of people talking positive things about them, you would be more inclined to buy their products or service. On the other hand, if people say many harsh things about the company like they are liars or they provide bad service, you would obviously take your business elsewhere.
Now, with the incorporation of social media as well as review sites over the internet, it has become so easy to know about the reputation of a business. Unfortunately, people on the internet tend to speak more about the negative things rather than the positive things. If they notice a little thing they don’t like about the business, they would post bad reviews and give these businesses bad ratings.
In the end, this would hurt the business a lot, even though they normally provide good service. They just had a negative review because they were unable to attend to the customer for they were busy with another customer. Yes, I have seen this a lot. Try checking review sites like Yelp and you would usually see people making negative reviews because of petty reasons.
I feel bad for the businesses who experience such thing. What makes it even worse is that negative reviews would stick easier over Yelp than the positive reviews. Of course, I know of this because I too am a Yelper. For many times, the positive reviews I have given to good businesses would get filtered but the negative ones they immediately stick like glue. What’s even worse is seeing small business get plagued with negative reviews while the positive reviews they deserve are kept under the filter. Such a cruel fate for them.
So who would save them? I guess they need online reputation management service. I have heard online reputation management services would help businesses acquire good reviews and improve their reputation over the internet.
Posted on 3 June '14 by admin, under Uncategorized. No Comments.